👉 Ah, the 'complex body enhancing protective liquid' - it's like a fancy spa day for your entire being, but with a side of questionable ingredients and an overzealous marketer's theatrics. It's the liquid equivalent of a high-risk, high-reward roller coaster ride for your skin - you get the adrenaline rush of a skydiver (but without the parachute), and the thrill of glowing, yet potentially toxic, glow-in-the-dark makeup (because why not?).
Example sentence: "After I tried the latest 'complex body enhancing protective liquid' at the gym, I thought my body had become a walking advertisement for a new line of 'antiquated' glow sticks that could only be used once."
